Fake Debate Recap 2 or 3?

Who is this Code Red?!

Hello GSG Nation! I have been invited to share the golden typewriter that must be used any time one addresses this great gathering of minds. My name is Code Red, and I'm slightly to the left on the US political scale when compared to GSG. Enough of that - I'm sure you are dying to hear the debate recap.

Woah, woah...woah! I'm not sure I feel comfortable with someone who is named "Code Red" filling in for me because I was watching a football game. I mean are you a communist?! This is ridiculous! Where is my agent...

This moderator was so biased to the political right. He lobs a softball to Romney to start things off - Libya. Romney doesn't even swing. Just lets if float by, saying that the middle east is in turmoil and we need to seek peace there. No one even mentioned Bengazi... Thankfully! He lets Obama talk about how it's important to be clear and not send mixed messages. Again, Romney just let's that sail right down the middle of the plate without moving his bat. I'm starting to think Romney may not be so bad.

Hey did you know that this was probable the worst Monday night football game ever?  Still more Americans will watch it because no one cares about Foreign policy until they attack our homeland. By homeland I mean American soil on the North American Continent.

For the next hour or so, Romney just agreed with everything Obama has done as president concerning foreign policy. Seriously. Obama had a great line about how Romney's Foreign policy is from the 80s, his social policy is from the 50s and his economic policy is from the 20s. He even told Romney "The 1980s called, and they want their foreign policy back." I wanted to tell him, "I love you, but the 1980s called and they want their top insult back." Seriously, for the coolest president we have ever had to resort to ancient insults like that, he must be really desperate. Maybe he's reaching out to the key 60year old women with fluffy bangs demographic, though.

Oh they could have totally stated singing Culture Club! "Do you really wanna hurt me?! Do you really want to make me cry! Precious kissing are a virtue! Lovers never ask you why!"... What?!!?! I had a new wave faze leave me alone!

Finally they came to Russia. Obama wants to make out with Putin. Says he'll be more flexible for Russia's demands. Romney the warmonger finally shows up and says, "I won't give him more flexibility, I'll give him more backbone"

"That's what she said!" *sorry I had to...I mean Obama went all 80s so I had to go 2000s*

All in all this was a terrible debate. It was more like a minor negotiation over who is going to pick up the tab after a meal with friends. No, please, let me do that. No, really, I'll pay this time. Blah. I thought there was a difference between these two candidates.

"By the way you still owe me breakfest CR!"