The Fake Debate Recap!

The Fake debate recap!

Hello! Once again GSG nation! (that beginning maybe a little arrogant on my part thinking that the one person who reads this is a nation...) The 2nd presidential debate is over and wow what a debate it was. How people can get all into this and worked up over a debate is beyond me. I guess it takes a special person to sit there and listen to both parties. Between Romney's whining for more time and Obama giving the moderator a stare down if he didn't get enough time! It made for a epic debate! I mean one that we will talk about for ages...or well until the next one. Since we as a country have the attention span of about...What was I typing?? Oh right, the debate!

 

I didn't catch the very first part of it, but I guess all I missed was the handshake. The first thing I remember was...dang it what was it. Oh yeah middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class middle class. It was truly, truly amazing! Here's what both parties had to say *in my own words*

 

Romney: I want more time!

 

Obama: *stern look to Candy*

 

Candy: *throws candy wrapper away* No Mr. Romney your time is up!

 

Romney: But...but!

 

Obama: *Smirks but mouths to Candy she has some chocolate on her face*

 

Candy: *mouths thank you and blows a kiss to the president* Okay moving on!

 

I'm pretty sure if you re-watch the video that's how it happened. 

 

Anyway! Next thing I remember is! Something about Gas, Oil and other types of energy. Here's how it went down!

 

Romney: When Obama took office Gas prices were $1.86 a gallon but now it's four dollars.

 

Obama: Well it's because we were in a bad economic time, that's why it was a $1.86 a gallon and now that we are out of the recession and everybody is working again it's up to four gallons.

 

Romney: *mouth hanging wide open because that made no sense*

 

GSG: *yes I was at the debate* That's total BS. So when the economy was bad we paid less and now that it's still bad we pay more? Wow thank you Mr. President for explaining it to us that way!

 

Candy: Cheeseburge...I mean moving on. Next question!

 

Now onto the Libya attacks, which happened at a US Embassy which are considered US SOIL.

 

Obama: I called it an act of terror

 

Romney: No you didn't you said any acts of terror in against this country will not be tolerated. You and your administration are morons.

 

Candy: He did say it was an act of terror

 

Obama: Say it louder baby! Big daddy Barrack is bringing this debate home! And I find it offensive that you would think our administration would mis-inform the public

 

GSG: I find it offensive that Libya isn't a parking lot for killing four United State citizens and attacking American Soil *wish Romney would have said that*

 

Candy: Get this guy out of here! He is stealing the spot light from me! Also bring me a milkshake stat!! Also...moving on a lot of people are goingto be upset with me if I don't move this train along. Cause I'm the important one here...not you two mor..I mean guys.

 

Okay and we are out of time for this recap!

 

Romney: No! NO! Don't turn it off I'm not done yet! I need more time!

 

Obama: It's okay I'm use to being interuppted. *Gives Michelle a wink*

 

Candy: No, I will say it's over when it's over! Not some guy who thinks he is cool and goes by the persona GSG! I will not be out done! *jumps on her debate desk and does the macarena!* See SEE LOOK AT ME!

 

GSG: Thank you and good night